WARNING: While reading this Diary, keep your hands above your keyboard at all times.
A couple of days ago, I was lamenting the avalanche of anti-abortion bills coming out of the State legislatures and ranted to some colleagues:
The thing that pisses me off most about this is that WE never ever introduce any bills favoring abortion and/or against them. We could get reps to introduce positive stuff for us to keep them busy...but NOOOOOO....we are always always on the defensive. Always fighting their absurd bills, but never promoting our own reasonable legislation.We should begin a campaign immediately (and across State lines like they do) to introduce bill after bill after bill that promotes our positions on the issues. We should even throw in some absurd ones...like: The. Masturbation. Police. In other words, every time a man masturbates, he’s killing billions of tiny potential human beings. This should be investigated! And now. And how about maybe another bill to make the boy’s parents responsible for paying for an abortion if he gets a girl pregnant. Or maybe, how about one that if insurance is outlawed from paying for abortion, then Viagara should not be allowed to be paid for by insurance. And speaking of that...how about a bill that outlaws Viagra for unmarried men? Or maybe, a law that requires a politician to sign a certified, notarized statement that he/she has never ever paid for, gotten, or gotten a woman pregnant who has had an abortion BEFORE they can vote for any anti-abortion motivated legislation. Or how about......I could go on and on and on.
LIFE BEGINS AT ERECTION
Subsequently, I heard about (but didn't see it and can't find the link) that Bill Maherclaimed last night that "Life Begins at Erection". (UPDATE) Actually Bill Maher was reporting on the below homeschooled candidate's statement that "Life Begins at Erection". But, I think we should take this and run with it.)
I even used the Google and found this 2012 Presidential Candidate who is so pro-life that he actually does believe that Life Begins at Erection!
UPDATE: Here is the snarkalicious introduction of this Bill Maher created candidate.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...
And cartoons even lament this point.
At this point, cue in "Every Sperm is Sacred" from Monty Python.